Winston is the Sultan of SAB, the Prime Minister of Publications, and a Dirty Old Man. He holds a number of roles, and continues to keep the SAB gang consistently churning out enoyable campus events and he provides a beacon of guiding moral example. He was a featherweight boxing champion in his youth, and sometimes, at the sound of a bell, he will flip into the mindset of his former glory days and deliver a menacing left hook to anyone unfortunate to be in close enough range. For the most part, Winston enjoys spending his time peacefully admiring the hustle and hubbub of Truman State University.